唐伯虎点秋香搞笑版英文台词

旁白 ：one day , four scholars go o 了ut for sightseeing 舞蹈开始（开场舞音乐） 祝枝山 : we are four scholars in the southern part china . Today we are waiting here for your sightseeing with the beautiful scenery . How about recite verses ?

祝之山：good idea . Mr Tang comes first .

唐伯虎 : ok , I think it's a good idea .

众人感叹 : oh so many beautiful girl

秋香走过，与唐伯虎四目相对，深情对望直至离去。

祝枝山 : hey come on ,what’s wrong with you 文征明 : come on

唐伯虎: ok ，with water and hills , every plants look bright

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and beautiful rain and shine , every moment appears pleasant and wonderful .

祝枝山 : good ,you deserve the title of scholar

唐伯虎 : thank you thank you ,I’m the best 二：

周文宾 : oh ,look ，a sexy girl 文征明 : so beautiful

周文宾 : she looks so longly ,Mr Tang , show us how to seduce her

唐伯虎 : en......en......

祝枝山 : we believe you will not let us down

周文兵&文征明 : yes 唐伯虎 : ok

周文宾&文征明&祝枝山: go go go 如花出场

唐伯虎 : Hello ( 看到如山真面

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目)

唐伯虎 : may I learn on your scholar

如花 : what ? no way I’m a girl I’m a decent girl

唐伯虎 : ok I see do you know tangbohu ?

如花 : tangbohu? Who is he? I don’t know

唐伯虎 : ok ok how about this ? ten yuan and them let me learn on your shoulder .It’s a deal 如花 : 10 yuan ? just yuan? At least 100 yuan

唐伯虎 : oh my lady gaga . you are ugly monster

如花 : ugly!!! Monster!!! (走人) 三

周文宾: what't that ? So many people .

祝枝山 : let's have a look . 文征明 : get away !(动作：推人)

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唐伯虎 : it's her . I want to go to the party.

祝枝山: good idea ! I am sure

you can do it . 四

主持人：oh ladies and gentlemen . I'm at Hua'villa . Today here will hold the Blind Date Party . Oh my god ,look at the crazy the

secne .so many people , let's guess who will be the lucky dog . Now , let's welcome Mrs Hua and QiuXiang .

主持人：oh Mrs Hua , you are also so young . Of course , QiuXiang you are so beautiful . QiuXiang : thank you !

主持人：do you have anything to say ? (对华夫人说)

Mrs Hua : i hope everyone can enjoy the night . Thank you !

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下人 ：this way , please ! QiuXiang : mum, give him some tips .

（华夫人开始掏钱，先掏出100，马上收起来，再掏出1块就给了下人，下人鄙视了一下，甩甩毛巾走人，华夫人：切 。然后入座）

献花男 ：in order to express my love to QiuXiang , i wrote a love song for you . Now i will sing this song . Music ~

Say a word in a heart , i have love too .

I love QiuXiang , you are my baby .(献花)

秋香闻了一下，丢掉，甩头…… Mrs Hua : next ! 富二代出场

富二代 ：my name is Gates Bill , and i'm a billionaire just like Bill Gates .Look , this is Rolex

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(劳力士手表)，this is armani （阿玛尼西服），this is gucci (包包) ，and this is prand .....(转一圈) amazing smell . I have won the fame and wealth . Mrs Hua : en i want to give him a pass card .

QiuXiang : no no . I don't like him .

Mrs Hua : why ?

QiuXiang : no . I don't like him . Mrs Hua : this , give you .this way , please .

(富二代看了一样秋香，送了一个香吻) 唐伯虎出场

QiuXiang : oh , it's you . Tang : yeah , it's me .

(两人开始煽情的一幕，同时，富二代与华夫人交易中)

富二代 ：Mrs Hua , i have something to tell you . I have

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loved QiuXiang for a long time . If i merry QiuXiang , I will give you more money in return . （同时掏出一叠钱，递给华夫人） You don't let this poor guy get QiuXiang e on . I think you can do it .

Mrs Hua : of course , i know who can treat her better . You are the best . (如花现)

如花 ：is QiuXiang more beautiful than me ? Do you remember we have two sons . They are waiting for us , you , the sons' bitch . Come on , right now ! (说完，如花拎着富二代的耳朵走了) Mrs Hua : ei ......

继续......唐伯虎&秋香在重温相遇，华夫人拉回秋香坐下。 Tang ：QiuXiang , do you

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remember me ? The day we freshed past . And i fall in love with you at first sight . Today , i should say . Once there was a true love in front of me . But i didn't cherish it . If god can give me a second chance . I should say three word to you , I love you ！ (华夫人感动的泪流满面......)

QiuXiang ：i see you . I'm waiting for you so long time . Mrs Hua : now , i think you are the winner . Tang ：thank you !

Mrs Hua : you must take good care f her . Tang ：of course .

QiuXiang ：i think we will have a happy future

Mrs Hua : we will hold the wedding right now . Let's

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prepare with it . 五

Mrs Hua : how about we have a game on your wedding ? QiuXiang ：game ? What's the game ?

Mrs Hua : it's a secret ! (婚礼开始，出现很多个秋香，站成一排，唐伯虎被蒙上了眼睛，开始闻头发......)

Tang ：oh , this's QiuXiang . Mrs Hua : how do you finding her in such a short time . QiuXiang ：i always use piaorou(飘柔)

Tang ：show me the way .

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