6人英语话剧Taxi Driver

一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管

事

的

警

察

，

甚

至

还

遇

到

了

鬼

。

。

。

Cast

Erin Debby Serrin Alec Leo Yi-ling

Chang: Tsai: Lee: Zhao: Lee: Chen:

Betel

Ghost Taxi Pregnant Police

nut

Robber officer girl student driver woman

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Summary

This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.

Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would

you

like

to

go?

Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I’m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please. Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there’s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you’re going to

Chong-Shan North Road?

Betel nut girl: Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it

is

later.

Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young. Do you have a girlfriend? Tommy: Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want

to

have

a

look?

Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day

long?

Maybe

I

can

help

you

relax.

Tommy: What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll

scream!

Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want

to

get

off.

Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you. Betel Pregnant

nut

girl: woman:

Um!

Hey!

Take

it! Taxi!

Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man. Tommy: Pregnant

Where woman:

are Hospital,

you

going? please.

Tommy: You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very Pregnant

tiring woman:

Yeah.

carrying It

’

s

a

almost

nine

baby. months.

Tommy: Pregnant Pregnant

Tommy: Pregnant

woman:

Woo.

Thank

Congratulations.

you.

(screaming)

you

ok?

(screaming)

woman: Are woman:

Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will

drive

as

fast

as woman: We

’woman: Here

we

re

almost

I

can.

Stay

down.

Pregnant

Tommy: Pregnant

Tommy:

(screaming)

there. (screaming)

are.

Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it? Tommy:

Aren

’

t

you

going

into

labor?

Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It’s still a long time before the expected

Tommy:

date What?

Well,

what

of were

you

childbirth. just

doing?

Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.

Tommy: Practice! All right… well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars. Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby

in

my

car!

Robber: Get out of here, quickly!

Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes Tommy: Robber:

Where

Shut

do

a

you up!

want Just

to

robber. go? drive!

Tommy: Hey…Hey. Be careful, there’s no eye in bullets. Robber: Tommy:

Shut Ok!

up! Ok!

Just You

drive are

your the

car. boss.

Robber: Hum…your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck,

that

would

be

nice.

Tommy: Oh…com…come on, don’t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try

to

look

tough

by

wearing

it.

Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don’t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you! Tommy:

OK!

OK!

Take

it

easy.

My

mouth

is

sealed.

Robber: .... I don’t want to do this …really… but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail…I really have no choice. Tommy:

Don

’t

be

so

sad

…

.

Here

is

tissue.

Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want Tommy:

But

to

…

but

eat …

but

bullets!! …

.

Robber: Just hand it to me or I’ll become a really bad guy!! Tommy: The

I police:

don

’

t

want

stop

to

die the

yet. car.

Beep~Beep~

Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob Police

officer:

me Show

me

andyour

license

…and

.

registration.

Tommy: But…sir.…I got a robber in my back…. Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business. Tommy: Police

officer:

Not Here’s

your your

business? ticket.

You

were

But

…

speeding.

Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn’t drive fast Police

enough, officer:

sheAnd

’where

d is

shoot the

me. robber?

Tommy: Just right over….what!! She’s gone; she was here just now…. Police officer: See….your lie is stupid… Remember to take the ticket. Tommy:

Sir!

Sir!

Tommy: I’m so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone’s waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this

strange

place?

Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost

student:

To

my

home,

please.

Tommy: Um…can you say it more clearly? I don’t know where your home

is.

Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain. Tommy: No problem. Um… it’s an unusual place to live. Ghost student: Yes. It’s very special. My ancestors all lived here. Tommy: Oh! You’ve lived here for a long time, right? Ghost

student:

That

’

s

right.

Tommy: Here we are, but I don’t see any houses around. By the way, it

’

s

so

dark

here.

Ghost student: Don’t be so surprised. We’re in the mountain. Tommy: Ghost

Are

you Yes. …only ’s

The have OK,

I There What

student:

’

sure

your

home much is 500 give

100 dollars you is is

here?

it? dollars.

bill.

student:

UmI

How total

a can

Tommy: Ghost

student:

Tommy: Ghost

Tommy: Ghost

Thatchange.

go. this? Money.

student:

Um...

you

s

Tommy: But...where did he go? Oh, no!…This is…ghost money…(screaming)